zeldathemes
I used to not give a fuck
The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

khl0ekardashian:

greekgogurt:

thanks mom

*calls child protective services*

khl0ekardashian:

greekgogurt:

thanks mom

*calls child protective services*

powerburial:

"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

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meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25