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He’s like, “We were prepared for everything except the goddamn poodles.”
when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones
These are the mugshots of William West and William West, and they are not related. They were both sent to Leavenworth Prison at the same time, in 1903, and after some confusion, the staff understood they had two different prisoners with the exact same name, who looked exactly alike. They are part of the reason fingerprints are now used as identification.
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
news flash: bbc finally does something right
Listen up college kiddies that think your drunken escapades don’t matter!
Ooh, and bonus Colin Salmon.
tips for lonely people
stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day